So! Why is Book Two boring?
First of all, it’s not even a real villain. It’s just a diary. And there are some totally unanswered...
…despite being turned into protein soup between.
Whee pop, goes the brain.
Looks like a planet, but it’s the bottom of a used frying pan. (via Devour; seen first on Junk Culture)
Why, after double-tapping the space bar on my iPhone to auto-insert a period after the final sentence in a text or post, I feel the need to hit the backspace key to delete the extraneous space after the period.
“Wuthering Heights” by Kate Bush at karaoke.
Conrad, on how I should dress for today’s weather
June, London
I had the foie gras with popcorn.
Yeah, you heard me right.
Why both participants in a mobile phone conversation with poor reception are furious.